We interupt this program....

WHOA!!!!

How pissed is Hillary today? Looks like she'll miss out on being this countries first female president. Once McCain falls over from a heart attack, Palin will be the countries first female president!

WOOT! looks "bush" will get his wish and actually be able to spend another term in office! By proxy that is! get it? another bush in the whitehouse? blahahahahahah

and for that... here is a litle celebratory 80's retro for that mah-va-lous pick!

I'm dying, Mr. Tanneran, just like that girl in the poem... only quicker, and with a hard-on

I love this time of year. School starts in a week (if not already), Football started aready (College last night), and baseball is coming into the time where it gets most exciting. There are stories to follow everyday. Who won, who lost, how many are they behind/ ahead?

The weather turns a little cooler, the days aren't quite as long ( I hate the sun), and everyone is forced back into a daily routine. No more swim clubs, play dates, birthday parties, sleep overs, etc... That kind of stuff is all good, don't get me wrong. But it throws a wrench into the cogs of productivity. Nobody seems anxious to get anything done during those summer months because of plans, vacations, kids being home, etc. Who knows what it is. Anyway, I'm glad its over.

Weekly poker games will come alive again. No more texts and phone calls about not being able to do it this week because x is out of town, or y has a family reunion. It will get serious again, and the drink will slow a little. The introduction of goofy games will be kept at a minimum and serious discussion will again flow across the tables about HH's, and scenarios. More frequent trips to the casinos will be had with serious goals and ambitions from some, and more realistic approaches from others. They won't drink, get stupid, and dust off at the 3-card poker tables.

They'll actually play real poker, and take good measure in doing so to the best of their abilities.

Everyone assumes that spring is a time for renewal. I believe its the fall.


Don for President. The man speaks the truth.


Here's a few 80's vids by request....

I think this place is restricted Wang, so don't tell them your jewish.. alright? ok?

Nothing is worse than indecision. It shows a complete lack of competence and confidence. It also shows a lack of understanding about the situation.

Christ, make the wrong decision, just be willing to at least pull the trigger on what you deem may work. You can always deal with the consequences. What you can't deal with is doing nothing at all.

Don't understand? Ask. Afraid? get a dog. Worried? go hide.


The videos seem to be getting some attention. I'm even getting requests. I have some lined up but I spotted this one last minute and just HAD to put it up....

It's called a lance... HELLO!

Picture Day!

Mets v Phils last night....

Dad, I caught a fish!!

Pony Rides!

Some Douchebag with Aviator sun glasses on...

And of course some 80's revival!

did you ever hear the expression "man's reach exceeds his grasp?"

Just a little 80's revival for ya...

Lots a good posts out there over the last few days. Buddy has a re-do of his radio site. check that out. Waffles is on the verge of eating up some prop bets from Bayne and LJ(?) I think.

AL is getting all giddy and ready for the Bash, as am I, and everyone seems to be doing a little house cleaning getting ready for the fall, or summers end as it were.

My ankle is all shredded and I have an MRI scheduled. Seems as if surgery will be unavoidable however, as the likely culprit seems to be the ole liz frank or some torn tendons.

We'll see.

What? You mean that Disneyland mookfest out there? Huh?

Come on, you know what that is? Huh? That's a fucking violation is what that is. Something that used to be beautiful, used to have class, like a gorgeous high-priced hooker with an exclusive clientele. Then along came that Steve Wynn cocksucker and knocks her up and put her in a fucking family way. Now she's nothing but a cheap, fat whore hiding behind too much fucking make-up. I look at her and see all her fucking stretch marks. It makes me want to cry because I remember the way she used to be.

I just loved that movie! can you name it?

So I was watching some reruns of Inside the Actors Studio late last night, and I always wanted to answer those ten questions. So I am. Feel free to do the same.

1. What is your favorite word?

scintillate

2. What is your least favorite word?

entitlement

3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?

pain

4. What turns you off creatively, spiritually or emotionally?

clutter

5. What sound or noise do you love?

The sound of natural water. Whether it be a river, creek, or the ocean

6. What sound or noise do you hate?

Crying. and not because it worries me. I genuinely hate it without compassion. The stopping of it takes precedent over why it exists. It gets in the way of defining the problem.

7. What is your favorite curse word?

Tits. as an adjective.

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Actor

9. What profession would you not like to do?

Banker

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

Congratulations!

You want to know about politics in Washington? Four words. Watch your back, Jack.

I was doing some research on a story I am writing about sports betting. I came to a page that offered no results, but of course, all sorts of ads to something you are not legally allowed to do. On one of the worlds most respected media outlets.

Commence with the hypocrisy of our grand company. I mean country.

PE wrote a post about blogger tournies and taking a break. I tend to agree with him. They are fun and garner a lot of commraderie within the community, but within the context of what they have become, I think its best that there actually is a break.

I don't know that you have to stop them completely, or not make them available. People are going to play anyway. Thats what we do. But I also think that when it gets to whatever competition Al puts together for some ridiculous prizes, it becomes more of a competition, than a weekly gathering.

Plus with everyone trying to get in on the action, more and more events are offered on just about every single day of the week. I think if we all just temper ourselves, not feel obligated to play in every single one, and just take them as fun, all will revert back to what it was.

Which is to say more of a gathering place for everyone to just hang out, shove the hammer, and call off 1/2 your stack with a gutterball because you know, in the end, it will be hilarious to do so.

Everyone have a fantastic, splendid, and ferocious weekend! Be excellent to each other!