Thursday, July 30, 2009

Suck my dick National Media fags

"Only in Philadelphia could a team trade for a Cy Young Award winner and have its fans say: "You got the wrong one."



This quote is the first sentence from the story printed on the ESPN website about the Phil's acquiring Cliff Lee.

This is yet another example of the some asshole cunt face, know nothing hack piece of journalistic shit that has no fucking idea what he is talking about other than just following everyone else because he can't come up with his own tag line fucking pric shit head fuck your dead mother in the ass cunt cock licker.

Yeah, it steams me a little to read/ hear this crap from some douchebag who knows nothing about philadelphia other than the group think that has gone on throughout the national media for years.

Let me tell you this... Most Philadelphia fans are floored by this trade. The consensus through talk radio and folks talking about it in the bars is that this trade is 1000x's better than what Halladay would have cost. The fans like it! WHY?? Because Philadelphia fans are the smartest fans in the world. They actual read about their teams. Take that much interest in the teams future. STAND BY THEIR FUCKING TEAMS!

"only in philadelphia"... I'll give ya Only in Philadelphia. How about only in Philadelphia are the fans able to recognize the genius of this trade, and the restraint it took not to dust off the best prospects they had for some god like mutant that has as much a chance to help us win the series as Lee does.

How about that the only negative shit I heard about the Lee trade came from METS fans laughing about how we got a guy who was 7-9!!! How about a guy who's run support was less than his ERA. How about a guy who is 12-2 against the NL. How about a guy who has pitched two complete games his last two outings? See Philly fans know this. Mets fans, not so much.

How about only in Philadelphia can you get your fucking throat ripped out of your neck for being a cock nosed cunt bag??? HUH?!?!? How 'bout them apples you stinkin' piece of mother fucking shit. Suck it all you fags! See you in October when all the haters can say is "WAAHHHH YOU LOST 10,000 games!! WAAAAAHHHHH!. And I'll be sitting there with my friends and colleagues laughing at your hate while we enjoy a realistic attempt at back to back World Series Championships! Oh and across the street the Eagles are tearing apart your suck ass Giants/ Bills/ Redskins/ whoever shit hole piece of shit poser town you come from while on their way to being 6-0.

Suck it FUCKERS!



12 comments:

SirFWALGMan said...

Waffles Stamp of Approval.

BamBam said...

This about as close as it gets to grown up Sesame Street right here!

I be learnin' me all kinds 'o' shit.

:)

1Queens Up1 said...

Only in Philly do you get that kind of impassioned response from a real phan.

Phuck the Mets!

VinNay said...

why does there always have to be a bills comment?

Riggstad said...

HAHAHAHAHA!!! Just for you Vin!

Hammer Player a.k.a Hoyazo said...

Well said. This is a better deal for the Phillies overall, despite Lee surely not being as good of a pitcher as Halladay.

Could you ratchet up the anger just a lil bit though?

Riggstad said...

You know... the funny thing is this article was written by Jason Stark. Stark CAME from Philadelphia and used to write for the Inquirer.

That piece off shit is part of the problem. The Philly media insists on wrecking the fans reputations. They do it all the time. And I for one am sick of it.

Shrike said...

Quality rant. I approve.

Stark's lost his fastball.

-PL

lightning36 said...

From everything I have heard, the Philly fans all know that your team performed an ass-raping. You got a great pitcher that may make the differnce in post-season play. The Phills seem to be doing everything right lately.

btw -- I have already predicted that the Cubs will make the World Series. Should the unfathomable happen, it will be my finest hour.

Alan aka RecessRampage said...

LOL @ "steams me a little."

Never woulda guessed.

FIG

Miami Don said...

"Because Philadelphia fans are the smartest fans in the world."

Bahhhaaaaahhhhhaaaaaahhhhaaaaa.

I just pissed my pants. Nice try though and awesome rant.

Do they have a judge and jail in the new stadiums or is it just the old ones?

smokkee said...

I wish the Halos had picked up Lee. Philly nabbed him for slightly more than a bag o' poo.