Deserves got nothin' to do with it!

We are getting closer to the end of having a shot at getting your seat for a chance at a Bagillion Dollars!: This weeks events are:

Tournament: Mondays at the HoyWhen: Every Monday. 10pm ETGame: NLHE DeepstackBuyin: $24+2Password: hammer

Tournament: The MookieWhen: Every Wednesday. 10pm ETGame: NLHE DeepstackBuyin: $10+1Password: vegas1

Tournament: Riverchasers Online Poker TourWhen: Every Thursday. 21:00 ETGame: NLHE DeepstackBuyin: $10+1Password: Riverchasers: Good luck and get them done.

I think I am about 8th in points for the leaderboard and its only a matter of time before I crack the seal on one of these battlefields. I play to win every single time, so maybe, just maybe, I get can get someone to fold when they are supposed to, or maybe, just maybe, I hold up when I'm supposed to, or even better yet, maybe, just maybe, I improve, when I run into a cooler, or immprove, when bluffing with 100 outs, or last but not least, I suckout, when its put in with the worst of it... (now that would be a novel idea!)

anywho... good luck this week runners! and see you at the tables!

on a side note, I ran into a guy at a bar who told me he was an online player. I told him about the online tour, etc, etc... He said he only plays FT and has a bankroll of over 12k... I asked, "play money?", to which he replied, no, real...

I said, fantastic! you're in then... he gave me his screen name, said he only plays sng's and 1/2 nl ring... I looked him up on sharkscope...

240 played, average profit - ($2) average stake - $12 ROI - (12%) total profit ($190)
for you non accountants, values, or numbers in parentheses means negative

Why are people such douches?