A donk (reads friend) directed me to this post on the 2+2 forums. You absolutely have to check this out.
Apparently a Full Tilt Player going by ch3ckraise wrote a little script that he used every time he beat someone in a $50 nlhe HU game. I love me some chat abuse and this is classic. Out of this are two contributions from other readers that are just pure genius. The first one comes on page 89 of the thread. It's a poem, a'la Dr. Suess and is nothing short of genius. The thread is a must read up (UP UP UP, GREAT DAY FOR UP!!) to page 5, and then jump to 89 for the poem.
Secondly was a video made exclusively for this thread. It is below. Enjoy! I immediately thought that the brilliance rivaled J_Goat. I almost wish he had gotten ahold of it to xtranormal (and hope he still does).
Enjoy the video! I will be posting again this afternoon on the Market effects of the UIGEA reversal. Have fun!