Friday, February 1, 2008

Riverfuckers! a'la the Worst poker player ever

I don't like posting screen shots but i will today for two reason... One, nobody believed me, and two, no one believed this guy called, and they were at the table.

This was the second or third hand of the Riverchasers last night. I raised up pot after an initial raiser. I had my full 3k stack. I was reraised to 5oo something... First raiser folds and I flat call.

The flop came Jack high and I potted it leaving me 1700. Villain moved all in. I stated I was folding queens and someone made a comment in disbelief. The guy showed KK. Here is the proof...

I chipped back up to like 4800 after this hand through several winning hands and came across this debacle. I raised up utg with AK diamonds. I get a caller and a raiser. I repop and the initial caller jams. the second raiser folds, and I call leaving me with 1200 or so left. Here this is...

Now, this money went all in preflop. I don't understand how you call an initial bet then Jam to a three bet with AQ. I was salty and mean and hurtful and posted in the girly chat that the hearts must have been too pretty to him. I can't take it anymore. Sucks the life out of me. AND Waffles laughed at me!! I mean the worst poker player ever laughed at me :)

Fun night though, I guess. Have a great weekend everyone and we'll see you online!


$mokkee said...

what do you get when you sit a bunch o' drunken donkeys down at a poker tournament????


snakster said...