Wednesday, December 9, 2009

BAH!

Does it even seem like Christmas? Jeez man, I have 4 kids and can't even get into the spirit. whatevs, I'm dying a slow death here. I've never been a wait and see kinda guy, but that is the position I have been put in right now. I hate it. Fuck you.

Tiger Woods... um, ok, so the dude likes to get a little freaky deaky with the pimp whores and apparently whoever has a nice set of cans. My prediction? I don't know how it will play out with regards to his image yet, but my guess is without all of these extra marital distractions, and his announced, newly formed dedication to his Elin, he most likely will go out and win every single major this upcoming year, and just go on to own golf. Not like he hasn't up to now, but I mean total domination. He'll need to in order to sway the media away from the fact that he likes to take a string of beads in his ass from a British porn star.

I'm missing Vegas once again and hope you all have a good time. I know it will be tough. I know that you will all be most likely asking yourselves come Monday why you even waste your time. Take solace in the fact that no matter how horrible it is, you will be back next year no matter what. It kinda goes like that.

I look forward to reading trip reports. Be safe all!

5 comments:

BamBam said...

At least you know, you WILL be missed.

ALOT!

OhCaptain said...

I'll catch you at one of these things. I'll have at least one beer for you.

lightning36 said...

Was looking forward to meeting you. Maybe in the future.

SirFWALGMan said...

Sucks your not coming bitch.

Memphis MOJO said...

have 4 kids and can't even get into the spirit.

Maybe getting Roy Halladay will help.